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–== McEphie ==–
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One is not born a woman,
one becomes one.

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I believe in you.

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I know you can do this.

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You’ve got this.

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We can do this.

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Show them how tight
and fresh you are!

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Let’s do it, Poochy!

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Ma’am Ena,

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we can start rolling
when you’re ready.

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Yes, I’m ready!

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Hi madam!

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I’m Mel, your new assistant.

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You ready?

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Hi Mel!

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Yeah, you can tell them I’m ready.

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– Okay madam, I’ll hold that for you.
– Oh it’s fine.

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You’ve got your hands full.

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I can handle this.

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Hi!

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The weather has been so hot lately!

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Global warming, madam.

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It’ll be a while before the rains come.

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Weather’s been hell in the Philippines.

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Agreed, madam.

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Shout your womanhood!

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Shout! Shout! Shout!

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Sanitary napkins!

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Cut! Wonderful! I like it!
That was beautiful!

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Perfect, Ena!

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Thank you!

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I ordered food
for you guys.

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Thank you, Ena!

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– Let’s break for lunch.
– We have a photo shoot scheduled

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on Friday, madam.

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Oh! You know what, Mel?

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You’re so efficient. I like you!

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Director,
can I keep Mel for good?

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– He’s so quick!
– Sure, of course!

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Madam, I’m a “she”.

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You’re a She?

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So…

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I thought you were Mel?

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She like… Sheila?

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I mean, I’m Mel too…
but I’m also a “she”.

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– Oh, so it’s Shemel!
– She!

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Anyway, I’ll see you next shoot, okay?

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Okay, madam.
I also use they/them.

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Madam, I use “she”!

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Madam?

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I’m coming, baby…

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Okay. Yes, I’m coming too…

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I’m coming…

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So?

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Did you like it?

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Well, I feel like…

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Poochy wasn’t as tight as before.

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Maybe because of stress?

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I don’t know.

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Don’t listen to him, Poochy.

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You’re tight.

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You’re fresh.

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You are enough.

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Tight?

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You’re already tight.

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Doc,

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I want it tighter.

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Make it even more tight.

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Uh, okay.

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But you need to relax, dear.

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So I can insert the tool.

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You’re still too tense.

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Here it comes…

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Ena, you’re still tense.

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I need you to open up.

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Okay, fine.

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Doc,

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my boyfriend said that
I wasn’t that tight anymore.

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I’m afraid he’ll start
looking for someone new.

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Someone younger,

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fresher, tighter.

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Maybe I still have
abandonment issues

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because my dad left
when I was really small, but…

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No, I meant open up.

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As in don’t clench!

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I can’t insert the device.

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Oh, open up!

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Okay, I’m sorry.

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I got it.

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You want me to…

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– relax you?
– Um…

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Um…

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Okay, okay…

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♪ I saw three ducks the other day ♪

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♪ A fat one, a thin one ♪

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♪ then another passed by ♪

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– ♪ But this one only had a single wing ♪
– ♪ But this one only had a single wing ♪

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♪ That was the leader
that went quack, quack! ♪

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♪ Quack, quack, quack! ♪

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– ♪ Quack, quack, quack! ♪
– ♪ Quack, quack, quack! ♪

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♪ That was the leader
that went quack, quack! ♪

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– ♪ Quack, quack, quack! ♪
– ♪ Quack, quack, quack! ♪

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♪ That was the leader
that went quack, quack! ♪

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♪ Quack, quack, quack! ♪

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Why does this

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gender reveal party
have to be so far?

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Oh, relax baby…

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I’m tighter now.

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Really?

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Okay then…

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Will you let me check?

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Of course.

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Like this.

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I’ll put it in, baby.

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Wow!

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– Baby, Poochy is tighter!
– See? Look how she’s tighter.

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I promise you, Poochy will only
get tighter and tighter.

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Baby, wait. Let me freshen
Poochy up first.

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Okay, baby.
I’ll fill up the car.

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Sir, full tank.

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Lord, it’s hot!

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Hi!

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Hi! Um…

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Sorry, this restroom is for women, right?

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Yes. For women.

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So, why are you here?

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Putting on make-up because
I’m late to a costume party.

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– But this is for women, right?
– Yes, it’s for women.

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– So why are you here?
– Like I said, I’m getting ready

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– for a costume party.
– But why-

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You know, we’re just
going around in circles.

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Because you keep
asking the same thing.

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Because you’re not a woman.

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What?

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Excuse me!

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Sorry, but…

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you’re not

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a woman.

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Sorry, sis, but,

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I am a woman.

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Not just a woman,

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but a goddess.

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Well, I’m not comfortable
having you here

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and I really need to pee.

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That’s what cubicles are for.

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Sit, close the door,

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and pee in private.

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I’m not comfortable having
a man around while I pee.

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A man?

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– What man?
– I mean you!

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You’re a man!

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What if you want to rape me?

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Really?

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Look at me.

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Look at me.

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There is no world

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where these wings

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are interested in that pussy.

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Fine!

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I’ll just wait for you to finish, then.

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Oh? This’ll take a while.

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You might rupture your bladder.

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Oh, it’s so hot!

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How long will that take?

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This will take a while!
Go pee in there!

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[groans]

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You know, you’re violating me!

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Violating?

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I’m just putting on make-up here.

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But I really can’t pee like this!

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Psst!

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Psst!

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See? I even helped you.

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So hot!

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Geez!

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This is the first time I went
with a man in the restroom.

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Sister, I am not a man.

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You are a man!

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Guard!

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Wait, wait…

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– Fine, I’m leaving, see?
– Guard!

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I’m leaving!

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But remember this…

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In the name of all that is gay,

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and each and every chick

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with a dick.

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I curse you!

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I curse you!

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What’s happening here?

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Chief! This man is in here.

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This restroom only for women, right?

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Madam,

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as you can see,

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this woman is not a man.

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She may not be a biological woman,

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but she identifies as a woman.

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In this gasoline station,

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we’ve been educated on SOGIE,

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Sexual Orientation,

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Gender Identification,

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and Expression.

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– Meaning…
– Chief!

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Chief, it’s okay.

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Thank you.

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I curse you…

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I curse you…

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You will lose your…

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Oh, baby.

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What took you so long?

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Was there a queue
for the restroom?

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Babe, there was…

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You know what?

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Never mind.

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Let’s just go.

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Welcome to the party

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to end all gender reveal parties!

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The gender reveal party
of Boyet and Girly…

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This is it, everybody!

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Is it a boy, or is it a girl?

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– Babe, are you okay?
– Why was it red?

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Okay, we’re not giving up!

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One more time! Another one!

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It should be blue, if it’s a boy,

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– pink for a girl.
– Baby, bathroom break.

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Who organized this?

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Three, two, one, and go!

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Yellow orange?

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What’s happening?

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It’s like the baby
doesn’t want us to know.

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Babies these days…

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It’s a totally different generation.

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We won’t give up.
Let’s try again! Again!

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Three, two, one, go!

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Congratulations! It’s a…

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Baby…

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Robert… Babe…

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Good morning…

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Baby.

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– Morning.
– Good morning.

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Remember what you did last night?

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What happened?

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You were a naughty girl.

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You couldn’t wait
until we got home.

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You said we’d continue
in the morning.

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Oh, baby…

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Okay, baby.

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What the hell!

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Baby, what happened?

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Baby, why is it gone?

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00:13:15,712 –> 00:13:17,307
What? What’s gone?

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– Poochy! It’s gone!
– What?

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Oh my god…

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Don’t panic.

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Your pussy is still there.

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What happened, doc?

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It’s called labial fusion.

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It’s a medical condition
where the small inner lips

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around the entrance of your vagina

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are joined together.

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But doc, how does that happen?

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Infection,

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stress, trauma, and similar stuff.

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You’re probably super tense.

264
00:13:59,314 –> 00:14:01,592
It could also be the weather.
And this heat.

265
00:14:01,592 –> 00:14:03,231
It’s just short of a
heatwave, the body just-

266
00:14:03,255 –> 00:14:04,261
Doc?

267
00:14:04,286 –> 00:14:06,023
What are my treatment options?

268
00:14:06,763 –> 00:14:09,213
You need to be calm, dear.

269
00:14:14,480 –> 00:14:17,799
♪ Butterfly flower tree, ♪

270
00:14:17,900 –> 00:14:21,041
♪ golden beetle. ♪

271
00:14:21,175 –> 00:14:24,478
♪ Butterfly flower tree, ♪

272
00:14:24,615 –> 00:14:26,341
♪ golden beetle, ♪

273
00:14:26,366 –> 00:14:28,010
♪ June beetle. ♪

274
00:14:28,356 –> 00:14:31,569
♪ The woman on the street ♪

275
00:14:31,622 –> 00:14:34,510
♪ Struts like a rooster ♪

276
00:14:34,540 –> 00:14:35,560
You see?

277
00:14:35,584 –> 00:14:37,322
– It’s opening!
– Good job! Good job!

278
00:14:37,398 –> 00:14:39,777
♪ Leron, Leron, my dear ♪

279
00:14:39,802 –> 00:14:41,971
♪ Eyeing a young papaya ♪

280
00:14:42,049 –> 00:14:43,967
♪ carrying his basket ♪

281
00:14:43,992 –> 00:14:45,925
♪ a cradle for his fruit ♪

282
00:14:46,028 –> 00:14:48,280
♪ And when he reached the top ♪

283
00:14:48,305 –> 00:14:50,140
♪ a branch broke off ♪

284
00:14:50,140 –> 00:14:51,975
♪ all out of luck ♪

285
00:14:51,975 –> 00:14:54,157
♪ he just gave up ♪

286
00:14:54,186 –> 00:14:55,521
– Okay, just keep singing…
– ♪ Pen pen from Sarapen ♪

287
00:14:55,521 –> 00:14:56,855
♪ got a knife from the armory ♪

288
00:14:56,855 –> 00:14:58,398
♪ How how says the carabao ♪

289
00:14:58,423 –> 00:14:59,675
♪ who’s a bit stinky ♪

290
00:14:59,720 –> 00:15:02,027
♪ Tongs that like pinching ♪

291
00:15:02,027 –> 00:15:04,279
♪ Gold and silver
by the sea ♪

292
00:15:04,279 –> 00:15:05,614
♪ there’s blooming ♪

293
00:15:05,614 –> 00:15:07,199
♪ There goes the crab ♪

294
00:15:07,199 –> 00:15:08,450
♪ by the sea ♪

295
00:15:08,450 –> 00:15:11,537
♪ wide and yummy
but quite hard ♪

296
00:15:11,562 –> 00:15:12,980
♪ to catch… ♪

297
00:15:13,436 –> 00:15:14,466
Babe,

298
00:15:14,859 –> 00:15:16,266
want to try again?

299
00:15:18,168 –> 00:15:20,504
Come on babe, sing to her again.

300
00:15:21,980 –> 00:15:24,525
Robert, let’s try-

301
00:15:24,550 –> 00:15:26,492
I don’t want to sing
nursery rhymes anymore!

302
00:15:36,912 –> 00:15:38,223
Shout your womanho-

303
00:15:38,248 –> 00:15:39,250
Cut!

304
00:15:39,275 –> 00:15:41,608
Ena, a little conviction please!

305
00:15:41,706 –> 00:15:42,958
– Copy.
– Take 12!

306
00:15:43,259 –> 00:15:45,637
And… action!

307
00:15:46,004 –> 00:15:47,172
Shout your woman-

308
00:15:47,197 –> 00:15:48,745
– Cut!
– Direk…

309
00:15:48,824 –> 00:15:50,266
Ena!

310
00:15:50,867 –> 00:15:52,261
Fix your delivery!

311
00:15:52,286 –> 00:15:54,371
It’s horrible! Say it again.

312
00:15:54,396 –> 00:15:56,673
– Shout! Your womanhood-
– Cut!

313
00:15:56,698 –> 00:15:58,458
– Again!
– Shout your-

314
00:15:58,458 –> 00:15:59,585
Cut! I haven’t started rolling

315
00:15:59,585 –> 00:16:01,044
or said “action”!

316
00:16:01,044 –> 00:16:03,171
Roll it!
And… action!

317
00:16:03,935 –> 00:16:05,562
Shout your-

318
00:16:06,316 –> 00:16:07,651
Womanhood!

319
00:16:08,079 –> 00:16:10,883
Womanhood is what should shout, not me!

320
00:16:10,976 –> 00:16:13,323
– Sorry. Yes.
– Shout! Shout! Shout!

321
00:16:13,348 –> 00:16:14,433
Womanhood!

322
00:16:14,493 –> 00:16:16,751
I said womanhood, damn it!

323
00:16:17,019 –> 00:16:18,770
– Womanhood!
– I’m sorry!

324
00:16:18,795 –> 00:16:22,247
– Shout, shout!
– Madam, are you okay?

325
00:16:23,584 –> 00:16:27,221
How am I gonna shout my
womanhood if I don’t feel it, Mel?

326
00:16:27,246 –> 00:16:29,605
You don’t need to shout it.

327
00:16:29,774 –> 00:16:31,574
You can always whisper…

328
00:16:35,037 –> 00:16:36,896
You can do this, madam.

329
00:16:37,285 –> 00:16:39,037
Believe in yourself.

330
00:16:39,689 –> 00:16:41,983
Womanhood is in the heart.

331
00:16:43,812 –> 00:16:46,023
You got this.

332
00:16:46,048 –> 00:16:47,048
Okay?

333
00:16:48,985 –> 00:16:50,404
Shout your womanhood.

334
00:16:50,487 –> 00:16:51,821
Yes madam.

335
00:16:54,102 –> 00:16:55,479
Shout

336
00:16:55,574 –> 00:16:56,825
your womanhood.

337
00:16:56,850 –> 00:16:58,660
Correct! Yes!

338
00:16:58,685 –> 00:17:01,688
Wait, why are you here?
Isn’t this the ladies’ room?

339
00:17:01,789 –> 00:17:03,058
It’s unisex, madam.

340
00:17:04,124 –> 00:17:05,751
Shout your wo-

341
00:17:05,776 –> 00:17:07,511
Can you just tell the
director that I’m ready?

342
00:17:07,535 –> 00:17:08,740
Okay, sure…

343
00:17:08,765 –> 00:17:09,986
Director!

344
00:17:15,210 –> 00:17:16,428
Shout

345
00:17:17,027 –> 00:17:18,821
your womanhood!

346
00:17:30,437 –> 00:17:31,454
Babe!

347
00:17:31,885 –> 00:17:33,345
Poochy is back!

348
00:17:38,392 –> 00:17:40,394
– You really want to do this here?
– Yes please.

349
00:17:40,419 –> 00:17:42,504
Poochy might disappear again.

350
00:17:48,248 –> 00:17:50,208
Oh, that’s good…

351
00:17:52,024 –> 00:17:53,469
Yes, baby.

352
00:17:53,809 –> 00:17:54,809
Shit!

353
00:17:54,950 –> 00:17:56,245
Oh yes!

354
00:17:56,777 –> 00:17:59,037
You’re so tight, Brenda!

355
00:17:59,417 –> 00:18:00,547
What?

356
00:18:01,164 –> 00:18:02,207
Who’s Brenda?

357
00:18:02,232 –> 00:18:04,020
What? I mean, Brenda-

358
00:18:04,418 –> 00:18:06,319
I mean, Ena, Ena!

359
00:18:07,665 –> 00:18:08,665
Shit!

360
00:18:08,885 –> 00:18:09,885
Baby.

361
00:18:10,365 –> 00:18:13,927
– Get up.
– No! First, tell me who Brenda is!

362
00:18:13,952 –> 00:18:14,953
Baby!

363
00:18:16,600 –> 00:18:18,331
I have my own needs, okay?

364
00:18:19,658 –> 00:18:21,618
Ena, it’s so tight.
It’s hurting me.

365
00:18:21,643 –> 00:18:24,280
You’re not the only one
getting hurt here!

366
00:18:24,305 –> 00:18:25,671
How dare you!

367
00:18:26,498 –> 00:18:28,483
But it’s okay. It’s fine.

368
00:18:28,571 –> 00:18:29,876
I can forgive you.

369
00:18:29,988 –> 00:18:31,442
It was just a one-night thing, right?

370
00:18:31,466 –> 00:18:32,481
Right?

371
00:18:32,753 –> 00:18:33,785
Two nights.

372
00:18:37,283 –> 00:18:38,552
It’s okay.

373
00:18:38,705 –> 00:18:40,303
Still forgiven!

374
00:18:40,328 –> 00:18:41,361
Three times?

375
00:18:44,433 –> 00:18:46,059
Fine. It’s okay, it’s okay…

376
00:18:46,084 –> 00:18:47,502
Okay, fine. Four, five, six…

377
00:18:47,502 –> 00:18:48,962
I can’t remember.
I’m so sorry, Ena.

378
00:18:48,987 –> 00:18:50,034
I’m so sorry.

379
00:18:52,382 –> 00:18:54,651
Still forgiven!
It’s okay!

380
00:18:54,676 –> 00:18:56,470
I can still forgive you.

381
00:18:56,495 –> 00:18:58,414
No, Ena, the problem is…

382
00:19:00,766 –> 00:19:02,208
I think I’m in love with her.

383
00:19:06,646 –> 00:19:07,922
What?

384
00:19:08,930 –> 00:19:11,425
It’s okay… it’s okay…

385
00:19:12,110 –> 00:19:13,587
Still forgiven.

386
00:19:13,612 –> 00:19:15,113
It’s okay!

387
00:19:15,847 –> 00:19:18,057
I’m not asking for forgiveness.

388
00:19:18,643 –> 00:19:20,113
I’m asking you to…

389
00:19:20,966 –> 00:19:22,318
– Ouch!
– To let me go!

390
00:19:22,343 –> 00:19:24,164
You’re strangling
my dick! Let me go.

391
00:19:24,164 –> 00:19:25,758
– Let go. Stand up.
– We can still work this out.

392
00:19:25,782 –> 00:19:26,793
– Come on, please!
– No, no!

393
00:19:26,817 –> 00:19:28,560
Please, you can love me again!

394
00:19:28,585 –> 00:19:30,253
Please, I promise, I-

395
00:19:30,278 –> 00:19:33,906
How can I love a woman whose
vagina keeps disappearing?

396
00:19:35,365 –> 00:19:37,051
Ena… please… just-

397
00:19:38,528 –> 00:19:40,072
Ena, please just let me go!
You need to stand up now.

398
00:19:40,096 –> 00:19:42,015
– I can’t!
– What do you mean you can’t?

399
00:19:42,317 –> 00:19:45,186
I can’t pull it out!

400
00:19:47,756 –> 00:19:49,080
On three, okay?

401
00:19:49,131 –> 00:19:51,498
– Okay.
– One… Two… Three…

402
00:19:51,532 –> 00:19:53,001
[groaning]

403
00:19:53,026 –> 00:19:54,236
Ouch!

404
00:19:54,261 –> 00:19:55,561
Son of a bitch!

405
00:19:55,586 –> 00:19:58,409
Oh my god, we’re stuck!

406
00:19:58,456 –> 00:19:59,456
Shit!

407
00:20:01,243 –> 00:20:02,679
Madam?

408
00:20:02,994 –> 00:20:04,661
They’re ready for you!

409
00:20:04,686 –> 00:20:06,369
Madam?

410
00:20:08,959 –> 00:20:11,332
Mel, we need help.

411
00:20:11,545 –> 00:20:12,879
Stop moving!

412
00:20:12,879 –> 00:20:13,936
Ouch!

413
00:20:14,175 –> 00:20:15,977
Please get help!

414
00:20:20,308 –> 00:20:22,730
Madam Ena, I need you to relax, okay?

415
00:20:22,755 –> 00:20:23,832
So you can loosen up.

416
00:20:23,857 –> 00:20:25,934
Why don’t you try dousing
them with saltwater?

417
00:20:25,934 –> 00:20:27,202
Ouch! Ouch!

418
00:20:27,227 –> 00:20:29,037
Ena, control it!

419
00:20:29,062 –> 00:20:30,795
I can’t control it, okay?

420
00:20:30,820 –> 00:20:34,066
Just like how you can’t
control your dick!

421
00:20:34,818 –> 00:20:35,818
Ena!

422
00:20:36,256 –> 00:20:37,359
– [groaning]
– Ah!

423
00:20:37,383 –> 00:20:38,453
Can you both stand?

424
00:20:38,513 –> 00:20:40,839
– [groans]
– We can’t!

425
00:20:41,484 –> 00:20:43,767
No, it’s too painful.

426
00:20:44,700 –> 00:20:47,162
Madam, I think you
need to calm down.

427
00:20:51,501 –> 00:20:52,961
Calm down…

428
00:20:52,986 –> 00:20:54,738
Ena… Ena…

429
00:20:56,974 –> 00:20:59,673
♪ If you’re happy and you know it, ♪

430
00:21:00,051 –> 00:21:03,370
♪ have a laugh! Ha, ha, ha! ♪

431
00:21:03,638 –> 00:21:06,099
♪ If you’re happy and you know it, ♪

432
00:21:06,099 –> 00:21:08,268
♪ have a laugh! Ha, ha, ha! ♪

433
00:21:08,268 –> 00:21:09,769
I am not happy!

434
00:21:09,794 –> 00:21:12,247
♪ If you’re happy and you know it, ♪

435
00:21:12,272 –> 00:21:14,780
♪ then your life will really show it ♪

436
00:21:14,858 –> 00:21:17,944
♪ If you’re happy and you
know it, have a laugh! ♪

437
00:21:17,944 –> 00:21:19,154
♪ Ha, ha, ha! ♪

438
00:21:19,154 –> 00:21:20,405
Guys, it’s working!

439
00:21:20,405 –> 00:21:23,592
– You heard him. Again!
– No, stop!

440
00:21:23,617 –> 00:21:27,095
♪ If you’re happy and you
know it, clap your hands! ♪

441
00:21:27,266 –> 00:21:29,643
♪ If you’re happy and you
know it, clap your hands! ♪

442
00:21:30,307 –> 00:21:31,933
♪ If you’re happy and you know it, ♪

443
00:21:31,958 –> 00:21:33,585
♪ then your life will really show it ♪

444
00:21:33,610 –> 00:21:36,029
♪ If you’re happy and you
know it, clap your hands! ♪

445
00:21:37,198 –> 00:21:39,244
Oh my god!

446
00:21:39,269 –> 00:21:41,699
Oh thank god, finally!

447
00:21:41,724 –> 00:21:42,724
[groaning] Oh god!

448
00:21:42,749 –> 00:21:45,869
– [murmuring]
– Thank god, it’s out!

449
00:21:46,399 –> 00:21:48,919
Nice!

450
00:21:49,420 –> 00:21:50,994
Sir, are you okay?

451
00:21:51,019 –> 00:21:52,437
Let him through.

452
00:21:59,085 –> 00:22:02,228
– Madam.
– Thank you, thank you…

453
00:22:06,105 –> 00:22:08,733
Mel, stay with me…

454
00:22:08,758 –> 00:22:10,628
Yes, madam.

455
00:22:10,653 –> 00:22:12,645
The shoot has been packed up.

456
00:22:12,670 –> 00:22:15,740
They’ll let us know when we’re needed.

457
00:22:18,554 –> 00:22:20,806
I just lost Robert.

458
00:22:20,840 –> 00:22:22,776
And now I might lose my job too,

459
00:22:22,801 –> 00:22:26,606
just because Poochy
keeps on disappearing.

460
00:22:35,031 –> 00:22:37,231
See?

461
00:22:38,113 –> 00:22:39,724
Oh my god…

462
00:22:40,168 –> 00:22:42,685
– Mel!
– Madam!

463
00:22:42,821 –> 00:22:44,358
What happened?

464
00:22:44,447 –> 00:22:46,569
I don’t know….

465
00:22:48,150 –> 00:22:50,027
Is it possible you got hexed?

466
00:22:50,617 –> 00:22:51,771
Or cursed?

467
00:23:01,492 –> 00:23:04,156
– Hey, you…
– Oh, hello, hello!

468
00:23:04,181 –> 00:23:05,474
It’s you…

469
00:23:05,715 –> 00:23:07,675
Damn, why don’t
they fix the lights?

470
00:23:07,700 –> 00:23:09,285
Wait. Did you…

471
00:23:09,453 –> 00:23:11,554
Did you put a curse on me?

472
00:23:11,616 –> 00:23:12,826
Are you a witch?

473
00:23:12,851 –> 00:23:14,143
Excuse me?

474
00:23:19,050 –> 00:23:21,675
Do I look like a witch?

475
00:23:22,569 –> 00:23:23,816
Look at me…

476
00:23:25,513 –> 00:23:27,806
I’m a fairy!

477
00:23:28,842 –> 00:23:32,290
Please just give me
back my Poochy! Please!

478
00:23:32,315 –> 00:23:33,784
Poochy?

479
00:23:34,205 –> 00:23:35,890
What am I, a dognapper?

480
00:23:35,915 –> 00:23:38,669
Now I’m a thief?

481
00:23:38,694 –> 00:23:40,110
I’m late for the party.

482
00:23:40,819 –> 00:23:41,844
Bye!

483
00:23:42,731 –> 00:23:44,190
– Wait, please!
– Bye Poochy!

484
00:23:44,215 –> 00:23:46,593
– Oh! Hi, chief!
– Hi!

485
00:23:46,618 –> 00:23:47,702
Bye, Poochy!

486
00:23:49,330 –> 00:23:50,415
Are you alright?

487
00:23:54,509 –> 00:23:56,743
Do I look okay to you?

488
00:23:56,895 –> 00:23:58,337
I’m not okay.

489
00:23:58,660 –> 00:24:01,179
And I don’t think I’ll ever be okay.

490
00:24:02,012 –> 00:24:06,107
I lost my boyfriend, I lost my job,

491
00:24:06,915 –> 00:24:10,677
I lost my dignity, and I lost my-

492
00:24:10,858 –> 00:24:11,925
Poochy?

493
00:24:16,153 –> 00:24:17,330
How do you…

494
00:24:32,972 –> 00:24:34,379
I’m Nova.

495
00:24:34,404 –> 00:24:36,201
NovaGina.

496
00:24:36,226 –> 00:24:40,188
And I’m responsible
for your Poochy’s disappearance.

497
00:24:40,535 –> 00:24:41,535
Wait.

498
00:24:42,357 –> 00:24:43,716
NovaGina?

499
00:24:44,734 –> 00:24:47,657
– What the f-
– You want your Poochy back?

500
00:24:56,871 –> 00:24:58,272
Take this flower.

501
00:24:58,957 –> 00:25:02,502
You need to find someone

502
00:25:02,527 –> 00:25:07,153
who will love you despite
not having a vagina,

503
00:25:07,340 –> 00:25:11,729
and do it before all the petals fall,

504
00:25:11,945 –> 00:25:13,388
otherwise…

505
00:25:14,179 –> 00:25:15,219
You

506
00:25:15,568 –> 00:25:17,389
will never get

507
00:25:17,475 –> 00:25:19,251
your Poochy back.

508
00:25:19,352 –> 00:25:20,895
Only true love

509
00:25:20,995 –> 00:25:25,072
will get your Poochy back…

510
00:25:26,824 –> 00:25:27,824
Okay?

511
00:25:28,244 –> 00:25:31,618
A love for ‘keps’.

512
00:25:36,578 –> 00:25:38,636
Bye!

513
00:25:50,691 –> 00:25:52,122
Is this all true, madam?

514
00:25:52,168 –> 00:25:53,641
Are you sure you
weren’t dreaming?

515
00:25:55,273 –> 00:25:57,098
If only it was!

516
00:25:57,123 –> 00:25:58,888
I don’t know, Mel.

517
00:25:58,956 –> 00:26:00,994
Maybe it was my imagination.

518
00:26:01,059 –> 00:26:02,625
I don’t know anymore.

519
00:26:02,727 –> 00:26:04,922
Madam, if you don’t have a vagina,

520
00:26:05,451 –> 00:26:06,869
how do you pee?

521
00:26:07,917 –> 00:26:09,127
I don’t know, Mel.

522
00:26:09,152 –> 00:26:11,045
I haven’t even gone lately.

523
00:26:11,070 –> 00:26:12,322
How about your menstruation?

524
00:26:12,347 –> 00:26:14,511
I don’t know. I haven’t been-

525
00:26:16,242 –> 00:26:18,094
Oh my god!

526
00:26:18,119 –> 00:26:19,944
Mother of god!

527
00:26:19,996 –> 00:26:21,704
What’s happening?

528
00:26:23,095 –> 00:26:25,139
My god madam,
your nose is bleeding.

529
00:26:25,164 –> 00:26:26,759
Oh my god!

530
00:26:26,784 –> 00:26:28,354
Let me see.

531
00:26:28,435 –> 00:26:30,064
Looks like it’s gone.

532
00:26:30,089 –> 00:26:32,627
Please throw this.
Thank you.

533
00:27:00,585 –> 00:27:03,139
– My god, Mel.
– Madam.

534
00:27:03,170 –> 00:27:05,777
Mel, I really need
to find my true love…

535
00:27:11,026 –> 00:27:13,558
La vie est une fleur
dont l’amour est le miel.

536
00:27:14,884 –> 00:27:16,552
What does that mean?

537
00:27:16,983 –> 00:27:18,762
Victor Hugo,

538
00:27:18,988 –> 00:27:21,039
French poet.

539
00:27:21,307 –> 00:27:23,083
“Life is a flower”

540
00:27:23,254 –> 00:27:24,669
“in which love”

541
00:27:25,061 –> 00:27:26,427
“is the honey”.

542
00:27:27,063 –> 00:27:28,964
Don’t worry madam, I got you.

543
00:27:29,531 –> 00:27:30,890
Swipe left and right.

544
00:27:32,389 –> 00:27:33,599
Hi! Greg?

545
00:27:33,624 –> 00:27:34,695
From Tinnder?

546
00:27:35,568 –> 00:27:36,652
Yes.

547
00:27:37,382 –> 00:27:39,842
Greg, let me be frank with you.

548
00:27:39,867 –> 00:27:41,386
I don’t like small talk.

549
00:27:41,411 –> 00:27:43,454
Actually, I love deep talks.

550
00:27:43,678 –> 00:27:45,757
Greg, how fast can you love me?

551
00:27:46,165 –> 00:27:47,517
Can you love me in a week?

552
00:27:47,542 –> 00:27:50,118
Five days? Three days? Two days?

553
00:27:50,811 –> 00:27:51,854
How about today?

554
00:27:51,934 –> 00:27:53,108
Can you love me now?

555
00:27:57,967 –> 00:28:00,613
Don’t ask that on the first date.

556
00:28:00,638 –> 00:28:02,615
I’m running out of petals.

557
00:28:02,640 –> 00:28:06,579
I don’t want to waste my time,
if they aren’t serious.

558
00:28:06,837 –> 00:28:08,821
There are still lots of petals, madam.

559
00:28:09,439 –> 00:28:12,791
Also, love takes time.

560
00:28:14,710 –> 00:28:16,170
So, Ena,

561
00:28:16,212 –> 00:28:17,358
what’s your favorite color?

562
00:28:17,763 –> 00:28:21,175
I’m not into small talk, Hector.

563
00:28:21,200 –> 00:28:24,156
I actually want to know
you on a deeper level.

564
00:28:25,621 –> 00:28:26,664
Okay.

565
00:28:26,924 –> 00:28:28,634
So… My place, or yours?

566
00:28:55,443 –> 00:28:56,806
Hector?

567
00:28:56,831 –> 00:28:58,613
I have to show you something.

568
00:28:58,670 –> 00:29:02,111
– Okay.
– Promise me you won’t be scared, okay?

569
00:29:02,150 –> 00:29:03,203
Of course.

570
00:29:03,685 –> 00:29:05,844
– Promise?
– Of course. I swear.

571
00:29:19,124 –> 00:29:21,457
Okay, are you ready?

572
00:29:35,193 –> 00:29:36,216
I should…

573
00:29:37,607 –> 00:29:39,049
Hector…

574
00:29:39,453 –> 00:29:41,330
– Um…
– Freak.

575
00:29:42,637 –> 00:29:45,076
But Madam, you don’t
have to reveal straight away

576
00:29:45,101 –> 00:29:47,255
that you don’t have a vagina.

577
00:29:47,537 –> 00:29:50,519
They’ll find out eventually.

578
00:29:51,124 –> 00:29:53,823
And besides, you know what?

579
00:29:54,251 –> 00:29:55,856
Guys just want sex.

580
00:29:55,962 –> 00:29:58,824
How will they love me
if I can’t pleasure them?

581
00:29:58,849 –> 00:29:59,882
Well,

582
00:30:00,968 –> 00:30:03,187
you do have other holes…

583
00:30:03,636 –> 00:30:07,031
But Mel, I have no
experience with anal sex.

584
00:30:07,056 –> 00:30:09,392
I meant your mouth, madam.

585
00:30:15,570 –> 00:30:16,590
Oh yeah…

586
00:30:17,286 –> 00:30:18,286
Yeah…

587
00:30:19,324 –> 00:30:21,086
So, are you game for more?

588
00:30:21,159 –> 00:30:22,159
Hmm?

589
00:30:23,486 –> 00:30:25,550
Sorry, that’s off limits
for now remember?

590
00:30:25,575 –> 00:30:26,991
That’s all I can do for now.

591
00:30:27,120 –> 00:30:28,915
But that’s too boring.

592
00:30:28,974 –> 00:30:30,177
Let me see your vagina.

593
00:30:30,452 –> 00:30:31,452
Uh…

594
00:30:31,963 –> 00:30:33,878
Sorry, it’s really off limits.

595
00:30:34,208 –> 00:30:35,504
Just enjoy it, okay?

596
00:30:35,720 –> 00:30:36,720
Ouch!

597
00:30:39,064 –> 00:30:40,092
You’re gay, aren’t you?

598
00:30:40,402 –> 00:30:42,483
Excuse me!
Do I look like I’m gay?

599
00:30:42,508 –> 00:30:44,306
Take off your panties,
and let me see it!

600
00:30:49,311 –> 00:30:50,562
What the hell?

601
00:30:51,236 –> 00:30:52,236
Shit!

602
00:30:52,894 –> 00:30:53,894
Freak!

603
00:31:12,226 –> 00:31:13,897
What the hell?

604
00:31:15,725 –> 00:31:17,059
Hey, hey!

605
00:31:17,084 –> 00:31:19,107
Wait, wait!

606
00:31:24,679 –> 00:31:25,972
Ouch!

607
00:31:30,712 –> 00:31:31,712
Shit.

608
00:31:32,003 –> 00:31:33,263
Shit!

609
00:31:34,065 –> 00:31:36,239
– Hey!
– Shit! Shit!

610
00:31:36,403 –> 00:31:37,726
Wait!

611
00:31:44,659 –> 00:31:45,946
What is that?

612
00:32:11,551 –> 00:32:12,747
– Okay.
– Please come in.

613
00:32:13,021 –> 00:32:16,044
Hi, I’m here.
Come inside.

614
00:32:16,069 –> 00:32:17,545
Choose a comfortable
seat for yourself.

615
00:32:17,569 –> 00:32:18,578
– Hi…
– Hey.

616
00:32:18,603 –> 00:32:21,190
There are more chairs over here
if you want to sit down.

617
00:32:21,215 –> 00:32:22,633
You’re more beautiful in person!

618
00:32:22,662 –> 00:32:23,662
Thank you.

619
00:32:23,687 –> 00:32:24,719
Madam?

620
00:32:25,920 –> 00:32:27,338
Doesn’t this seem like a bit much?

621
00:32:27,363 –> 00:32:29,215
I swiped right on everyone I saw.

622
00:32:29,240 –> 00:32:31,534
– To get it over in one go.
– Madam, are you bisexual?

623
00:32:31,559 –> 00:32:32,560
No!

624
00:32:33,178 –> 00:32:34,179
Just desperate.

625
00:32:35,000 –> 00:32:36,389
Hello everyone!

626
00:32:36,414 –> 00:32:37,729
I’m Ena.

627
00:32:37,754 –> 00:32:39,831
Welcome to my humble abode.

628
00:32:39,856 –> 00:32:42,920
I hope you don’t mind
that I asked you all to come

629
00:32:42,920 –> 00:32:45,565
in person to save time.

630
00:32:45,590 –> 00:32:50,069
You saw how I looked
in my profile pictures.

631
00:32:50,094 –> 00:32:53,680
So if you don’t like what
you’re seeing now, then…

632
00:32:54,287 –> 00:32:55,640
you may go.

633
00:32:56,350 –> 00:32:58,143
What a waste of time.

634
00:32:58,192 –> 00:32:59,293
Oh…

635
00:32:59,318 –> 00:33:00,330
I’m out.

636
00:33:00,355 –> 00:33:01,726
Wow,

637
00:33:01,772 –> 00:33:04,751
the ugly ones had
the nerve to be choosy, okay…

638
00:33:04,794 –> 00:33:08,421
Um… I’m just a woman,
standing in front of you,

639
00:33:08,446 –> 00:33:11,531
looking for someone to
love me unconditionally.

640
00:33:12,284 –> 00:33:13,284
Too dramatic.

641
00:33:13,491 –> 00:33:14,491
I’m out.

642
00:33:15,863 –> 00:33:16,878
Okay…

643
00:33:16,903 –> 00:33:19,498
– I’m twenty-seven years old.
– Oops.

644
00:33:21,417 –> 00:33:23,001
That’s a shame, Miss Ena…

645
00:33:23,419 –> 00:33:25,074
I only date twenty-five and below.

646
00:33:25,099 –> 00:33:26,392
Ah wow,

647
00:33:26,464 –> 00:33:29,186
we have a Leonardo DiCaprio here…

648
00:33:29,483 –> 00:33:30,568
Okay…

649
00:33:30,593 –> 00:33:32,976
I’m also a Pisces.

650
00:33:33,001 –> 00:33:35,205
I’m an Aries.
We’re incompatible.

651
00:33:38,391 –> 00:33:41,733
What else… I don’t like kids.

652
00:33:41,777 –> 00:33:43,920
I want lots of kids.

653
00:33:44,148 –> 00:33:49,091
I like to dine out
because I can’t cook.

654
00:33:50,738 –> 00:33:52,581
But I have other skills.

655
00:33:55,242 –> 00:33:59,538
I’m not great at household chores.

656
00:33:59,563 –> 00:34:01,416
I want a great housewife.

657
00:34:01,849 –> 00:34:03,100
And uhm…

658
00:34:03,125 –> 00:34:04,718
Most of all…

659
00:34:05,178 –> 00:34:08,890
I want to tell you guys that…

660
00:34:11,048 –> 00:34:12,438
What are you doing?

661
00:34:14,820 –> 00:34:15,820
Guys…

662
00:34:17,181 –> 00:34:18,895
I don’t have a vagina.

663
00:34:18,974 –> 00:34:20,660
What is that?

664
00:34:21,610 –> 00:34:23,788
Why is it like that?

665
00:34:23,813 –> 00:34:24,947
I’m out!

666
00:34:27,858 –> 00:34:28,858
Uh, sorry!

667
00:34:30,820 –> 00:34:32,613
Too bad, she was pretty…

668
00:34:36,826 –> 00:34:39,023
Well, at least we saved time.

669
00:34:39,470 –> 00:34:41,597
Madam, there are still
plenty of men out there…

670
00:34:41,622 –> 00:34:43,755
That was likely most of them…

671
00:34:45,029 –> 00:34:47,111
I knew it,

672
00:34:47,503 –> 00:34:49,838
there’s always
someone meant to love-

673
00:34:49,863 –> 00:34:50,926
Oh no, no,

674
00:34:50,951 –> 00:34:52,908
I just left my phone.
There it is.

675
00:34:54,445 –> 00:34:55,863
It’s just important.

676
00:34:56,109 –> 00:34:57,122
Oh, okay.

677
00:34:57,337 –> 00:34:58,337
Weirdo.

678
00:35:01,350 –> 00:35:03,202
This is so exhausting, Mel.

679
00:35:03,227 –> 00:35:05,287
Maybe you just need to rest, Madam.

680
00:35:05,312 –> 00:35:07,356
I didn’t know it would be this hard

681
00:35:07,381 –> 00:35:10,383
to find love without a vagina.

682
00:35:11,537 –> 00:35:13,053
Does this mean,

683
00:35:14,340 –> 00:35:18,200
everyone that loved me just
wanted me for my Poochy?

684
00:35:19,049 –> 00:35:21,019
I have so much to offer, Mel.

685
00:35:21,044 –> 00:35:23,914
I’m beautiful! I’m smart! I’m funny!

686
00:35:23,939 –> 00:35:25,720
Let’s just watch some TV, madam.

687
00:35:27,095 –> 00:35:29,704
Well at least I’m still
a commercial model.

688
00:35:30,584 –> 00:35:33,145
Be a confident woman!

689
00:35:34,842 –> 00:35:38,465
Shout, shout, shout!
Your womanhood!

690
00:36:28,204 –> 00:36:29,997
Robert’s gone.

691
00:36:30,022 –> 00:36:31,941
Career’s down the drain too.

692
00:36:31,966 –> 00:36:34,069
Nobody wants me because

693
00:36:34,094 –> 00:36:37,244
I don’t have a freaking vagina!

694
00:36:37,269 –> 00:36:39,481
No one is going to love me.

695
00:36:41,093 –> 00:36:42,952
Madam, I don’t have a vagina,

696
00:36:43,263 –> 00:36:44,674
but I’m happy.

697
00:36:45,492 –> 00:36:47,105
Do you have a boyfriend?

698
00:36:49,041 –> 00:36:50,064
No, I don’t.

699
00:36:50,902 –> 00:36:51,987
See?

700
00:36:52,937 –> 00:36:55,606
You will never understand
because you’re gay.

701
00:36:55,631 –> 00:36:57,091
Not a real woman.

702
00:36:58,968 –> 00:37:00,611
Madam, I am a woman.

703
00:37:00,636 –> 00:37:02,054
I’m a transwoman.

704
00:37:02,079 –> 00:37:05,046
Transwomen are women, madam.

705
00:37:05,182 –> 00:37:08,088
You’re not a woman because
you don’t have a vagina.

706
00:37:12,974 –> 00:37:14,720
Well, you don’t have a vagina.

707
00:37:15,764 –> 00:37:17,177
Does that mean you’re not a woman?

708
00:37:24,718 –> 00:37:26,929
Why are you so angry at transwomen?

709
00:37:26,954 –> 00:37:28,342
What have we ever done to you?

710
00:37:28,367 –> 00:37:30,374
Have you experienced the pain,

711
00:37:30,399 –> 00:37:32,312
the struggles of being a woman?

712
00:37:32,691 –> 00:37:33,740
You haven’t!

713
00:37:33,765 –> 00:37:36,255
Because you were born male.

714
00:37:36,365 –> 00:37:38,274
You can’t just wake up one day,

715
00:37:38,299 –> 00:37:40,526
and decide that you’re a woman

716
00:37:40,551 –> 00:37:43,413
and take away our womanhood!

717
00:37:43,458 –> 00:37:45,461
Nobody is taking anything away.

718
00:37:46,180 –> 00:37:48,278
Womanhood is for everyone.

719
00:37:48,556 –> 00:37:50,522
We’re all in this together.

720
00:37:51,064 –> 00:37:53,880
I’m not the enemy.
We’re not the enemy.

721
00:37:54,618 –> 00:37:55,700
We’re allies.

722
00:37:56,920 –> 00:37:58,553
On that note,

723
00:37:59,105 –> 00:38:00,245
I have to go.

724
00:38:00,270 –> 00:38:01,897
I have to be somewhere important.

725
00:38:03,640 –> 00:38:04,682
Au revoir!

726
00:38:17,796 –> 00:38:19,548
Hi, is Ena here?

727
00:38:20,758 –> 00:38:22,905
The door was open so I walked in.

728
00:38:23,708 –> 00:38:25,519
I’m Dick from Tinnder.

729
00:38:25,711 –> 00:38:26,874
What did you leave behind?

730
00:38:28,037 –> 00:38:29,038
What?

731
00:38:29,063 –> 00:38:30,601
Phone? Keys?

732
00:38:30,626 –> 00:38:32,001
Just look over there.

733
00:38:34,642 –> 00:38:36,602
Actually, I just got here.

734
00:38:36,900 –> 00:38:38,090
Sorry for being late.

735
00:38:40,319 –> 00:38:41,375
Dick…

736
00:38:46,492 –> 00:38:47,660
Honestly,

737
00:38:48,661 –> 00:38:49,860
I’m really tired.

738
00:38:51,163 –> 00:38:53,374
You won’t love me anyway.

739
00:38:54,371 –> 00:38:55,580
I’m not what you need.

740
00:38:55,728 –> 00:38:56,964
Try me.

741
00:39:02,162 –> 00:39:03,238
Okay.

742
00:39:05,344 –> 00:39:07,235
I don’t want kids.

743
00:39:07,714 –> 00:39:08,882
Okay.

744
00:39:08,956 –> 00:39:10,165
Nor do I.

745
00:39:13,877 –> 00:39:15,694
I can’t cook.

746
00:39:16,313 –> 00:39:17,505
We can just order food.

747
00:39:20,771 –> 00:39:22,260
I’m a Pisces.

748
00:39:23,311 –> 00:39:24,771
And I’m Taurus.

749
00:39:24,905 –> 00:39:26,045
A match.

750
00:39:29,051 –> 00:39:30,503
Dick, I don’t have a…

751
00:39:30,565 –> 00:39:31,570
Dinner?

752
00:39:31,662 –> 00:39:32,696
Tomorrow night?

753
00:39:53,863 –> 00:39:54,869
This is for you.

754
00:39:54,894 –> 00:39:56,795
– Wow, thanks!
– You’re welcome.

755
00:39:56,820 –> 00:39:57,820
Take a seat.

756
00:40:09,794 –> 00:40:10,828
You look stunning.

757
00:40:11,811 –> 00:40:12,829
Thank you.

758
00:40:13,944 –> 00:40:14,986
Dick?

759
00:40:15,285 –> 00:40:16,615
Can I be frank with you?

760
00:40:18,748 –> 00:40:20,943
I’m not looking for something casual.

761
00:40:22,075 –> 00:40:25,368
I don’t want to date around
just for you to disappear.

762
00:40:25,966 –> 00:40:27,585
Why would I disappear?

763
00:40:28,682 –> 00:40:30,466
Because men always do.

764
00:40:31,274 –> 00:40:33,456
Yeah! Guys like you,

765
00:40:34,241 –> 00:40:36,094
when they find out that
there’s something…

766
00:40:36,324 –> 00:40:37,324
missing…

767
00:40:39,105 –> 00:40:40,356
They walk out on me.

768
00:40:41,148 –> 00:40:42,799
We’re all looking for something.

769
00:40:43,834 –> 00:40:46,935
It’s for us to find someone who
will complete that missing piece.

770
00:40:47,379 –> 00:40:50,090
That someone to fill
that hole of emptiness.

771
00:40:50,115 –> 00:40:51,641
I don’t have a hole…

772
00:40:53,299 –> 00:40:54,421
to fill.

773
00:40:54,578 –> 00:40:56,370
We’re not perfect.

774
00:40:57,372 –> 00:40:58,707
We all have cracks.

775
00:40:58,707 –> 00:40:59,834
That’s where the light enters.

776
00:40:59,858 –> 00:41:01,834
What if I don’t have a crack?

777
00:41:03,420 –> 00:41:04,904
Where would the light enter?

778
00:41:05,422 –> 00:41:06,506
Then I’ll help you

779
00:41:07,424 –> 00:41:08,424
find your crack.

780
00:41:10,464 –> 00:41:12,883
I don’t think I’ll ever
find Poochy again.

781
00:41:13,524 –> 00:41:15,671
Have you tried checking

782
00:41:15,782 –> 00:41:16,824
the city pound?

783
00:41:17,365 –> 00:41:19,877
Offer a reward to
whoever finds her?

784
00:41:20,932 –> 00:41:22,850
I wish it were that simple.

785
00:41:22,928 –> 00:41:24,035
Maybe just

786
00:41:24,417 –> 00:41:25,888
buy another cat.

787
00:41:26,819 –> 00:41:28,261
Poochy was different.

788
00:41:29,338 –> 00:41:30,351
She’s…

789
00:41:31,823 –> 00:41:33,141
irreplaceable.

790
00:41:34,631 –> 00:41:36,508
Do you have a picture of Poochy?

791
00:41:36,533 –> 00:41:37,534
Can I see her?

792
00:41:37,855 –> 00:41:41,250
I do. But I’m not really sure
I’m ready to show you.

793
00:41:41,558 –> 00:41:43,393
What type of cat is Poochy?

794
00:41:43,583 –> 00:41:44,745
Is she a special breed?

795
00:41:46,046 –> 00:41:47,046
No.

796
00:41:47,297 –> 00:41:48,399
She’s a Filipina.

797
00:41:48,507 –> 00:41:49,712
Oh!

798
00:41:49,932 –> 00:41:51,176
Is she furry?

799
00:41:51,844 –> 00:41:52,927
Yes.

800
00:41:53,821 –> 00:41:55,280
But I always have her groomed.

801
00:41:55,305 –> 00:41:58,687
Actually, she’s a bit spoiled.
I love her very much.

802
00:41:59,448 –> 00:42:02,495
And I never expected I’d lose her.

803
00:42:04,704 –> 00:42:06,969
It’s like that sometimes.

804
00:42:08,068 –> 00:42:10,845
You don’t know what they mean
to you until you’ve lost them.

805
00:42:12,062 –> 00:42:13,139
Trust me,

806
00:42:14,116 –> 00:42:15,164
I’ve been there.

807
00:42:15,951 –> 00:42:18,839
I’ve lost something important too.

808
00:42:19,417 –> 00:42:21,735
So if you have something
that’s precious to you,

809
00:42:22,998 –> 00:42:24,065
never let them go.

810
00:42:35,512 –> 00:42:36,983
Wait, wait…

811
00:42:46,481 –> 00:42:47,816
No. Wait, wait…

812
00:42:48,567 –> 00:42:49,634
What’s wrong?

813
00:42:51,028 –> 00:42:53,572
– Don’t you want me?
– No, no, it’s not that.

814
00:42:57,631 –> 00:42:58,669
See?

815
00:42:59,127 –> 00:43:00,217
It wants you.

816
00:43:06,210 –> 00:43:07,628
This is more important.

817
00:43:09,171 –> 00:43:10,883
This isn’t just about sex.

818
00:43:11,118 –> 00:43:12,816
And I think that we’re
heading to something

819
00:43:12,907 –> 00:43:14,135
even more special.

820
00:43:21,053 –> 00:43:22,666
Oh, okay. Careful.

821
00:43:23,128 –> 00:43:24,128
There.

822
00:43:59,957 –> 00:44:01,219
This is pretty,

823
00:44:02,307 –> 00:44:03,624
but it’s wilting.

824
00:44:08,188 –> 00:44:10,039
It’s been really hot lately.

825
00:44:10,739 –> 00:44:12,159
Uh… Dick?

826
00:44:12,263 –> 00:44:13,263
Yeah?

827
00:44:18,164 –> 00:44:19,891
When can I go see your place?

828
00:44:24,746 –> 00:44:27,971
It’s okay. No pressure.
I was just curious.

829
00:44:28,083 –> 00:44:29,685
– Never mind.
– No, uhm…

830
00:44:29,736 –> 00:44:30,936
One of these days, okay?

831
00:44:31,461 –> 00:44:33,237
Just promise me one thing.

832
00:44:33,964 –> 00:44:36,466
If you see something that
you don’t like at my condo,

833
00:44:36,499 –> 00:44:37,595
you won’t run.

834
00:44:38,593 –> 00:44:39,635
I won’t.

835
00:44:39,790 –> 00:44:40,861
I promise.

836
00:44:42,115 –> 00:44:43,491
I’m the one people run from.

837
00:44:43,516 –> 00:44:44,582
Let’s eat.

838
00:44:45,001 –> 00:44:46,001
Let’s eat.

839
00:44:49,496 –> 00:44:51,248
Don’t expect so much, okay?

840
00:44:51,273 –> 00:44:52,882
It’s a mess in here.

841
00:44:54,299 –> 00:44:55,885
It doesn’t look messy.

842
00:44:56,486 –> 00:44:58,738
Well, I did some cleaning earlier.

843
00:44:58,763 –> 00:44:59,966
Mhm…

844
00:45:11,001 –> 00:45:12,211
Dick, you know I’m starting to fall-

845
00:45:12,235 –> 00:45:14,499
Ena, wait…

846
00:45:16,507 –> 00:45:17,800
What?

847
00:45:19,659 –> 00:45:20,819
I knew it…

848
00:45:21,459 –> 00:45:22,501
Knew what?

849
00:45:22,571 –> 00:45:23,865
You’re not taking this seriously.

850
00:45:23,889 –> 00:45:25,307
I told you, I don’t want a fling.

851
00:45:25,332 –> 00:45:26,917
I don’t want a hook-up.

852
00:45:29,269 –> 00:45:30,269
Dick?

853
00:45:33,398 –> 00:45:35,426
Didn’t I tell you what my deal is?

854
00:45:41,112 –> 00:45:42,164
Fine!

855
00:45:42,958 –> 00:45:43,959
Look.

856
00:45:43,984 –> 00:45:46,063
I don’t have a vagina, okay?

857
00:46:00,133 –> 00:46:01,169
Ena.

858
00:46:03,803 –> 00:46:05,046
I want to show you something…

859
00:46:25,813 –> 00:46:27,284
I don’t have a dick, too!

860
00:46:38,738 –> 00:46:40,339
Ena? Wait!

861
00:46:45,446 –> 00:46:48,247
You know, I met a guy named Dick.

862
00:46:51,061 –> 00:46:52,794
And I think I love him.

863
00:46:56,148 –> 00:46:58,039
And I think he loves me, too.

864
00:46:58,306 –> 00:46:59,884
Perfect, madam!

865
00:47:00,467 –> 00:47:01,739
So, what’s the problem?

866
00:47:05,110 –> 00:47:07,057
Dick has no dick.

867
00:47:07,712 –> 00:47:10,375
He doesn’t have a penis!

868
00:47:10,400 –> 00:47:12,914
What kind of man doesn’t have a dick?

869
00:47:12,971 –> 00:47:14,120
A freak!

870
00:47:21,014 –> 00:47:22,454
Oh my god, Mel!

871
00:47:28,180 –> 00:47:31,014
I’ve become one of the guys
who rejected me.

872
00:47:33,435 –> 00:47:35,962
I want to see my Dick!

873
00:47:36,521 –> 00:47:38,881
I love my Dick!

874
00:47:40,211 –> 00:47:42,380
I want Dick!

875
00:47:42,458 –> 00:47:44,564
Dick! Dick!

876
00:47:45,238 –> 00:47:46,289
Dick?

877
00:47:47,211 –> 00:47:48,254
Dick?

878
00:47:48,279 –> 00:47:49,321
Dick!

879
00:47:49,701 –> 00:47:51,339
I need you!

880
00:47:51,659 –> 00:47:53,814
Dick, I’m sorry please…

881
00:47:54,301 –> 00:47:56,374
Dick, I need you!

882
00:47:56,399 –> 00:47:57,984
I’m sorry!

883
00:48:00,682 –> 00:48:02,267
I’m sorry!

884
00:48:08,720 –> 00:48:10,347
– Dick!
– Ena?

885
00:48:11,139 –> 00:48:13,894
– Dick! I’m so sorry I ran off…
– Shh…

886
00:48:14,402 –> 00:48:16,529
No need to explain. Okay?

887
00:48:31,826 –> 00:48:33,769
Wait, wait…

888
00:48:34,287 –> 00:48:36,456
There’s one more thing
I want to show you…

889
00:49:07,988 –> 00:49:11,283
A fairy gave this to me,
inside a men’s room.

890
00:49:12,409 –> 00:49:14,894
Right after I offended a transman.

891
00:49:17,414 –> 00:49:18,940
So what do we do now?

892
00:49:19,266 –> 00:49:20,497
How do we break the spell?

893
00:49:22,377 –> 00:49:23,377
Through love.

894
00:49:24,629 –> 00:49:27,084
How? We don’t even have our-

895
00:49:27,109 –> 00:49:29,718
It’s never been about our
reproductive organs, Ena.

896
00:49:30,095 –> 00:49:31,369
It’s not my dick,

897
00:49:32,178 –> 00:49:33,329
or your vagina.

898
00:50:17,307 –> 00:50:19,351
You know, I never thought
I’d find you, Dick.

899
00:50:21,600 –> 00:50:23,854
We were meant to
meet each other, Ena.

900
00:50:26,491 –> 00:50:27,591
I love you.

901
00:50:29,819 –> 00:50:31,102
I love you, too.

902
00:51:05,313 –> 00:51:06,407
Ena!

903
00:51:06,856 –> 00:51:07,856
It’s back!

904
00:51:09,729 –> 00:51:11,681
– Oh my gosh!
– It’s back!

905
00:51:11,706 –> 00:51:12,915
And it’s big!

906
00:51:19,786 –> 00:51:20,912
Thank you.

907
00:51:26,046 –> 00:51:27,714
Just wait.
Hang in there.

908
00:51:28,108 –> 00:51:29,108
Trust me.

909
00:51:30,283 –> 00:51:31,736
You’ll see Poochy again.

910
00:51:35,844 –> 00:51:36,869
Well…

911
00:51:45,478 –> 00:51:48,047
I guess I won’t be needing this anymore.

912
00:51:49,023 –> 00:51:50,358
I had it made special.

913
00:51:52,181 –> 00:51:53,962
I usually wear this when I…

914
00:51:53,987 –> 00:51:56,189
feel insecure about my manhood.

915
00:51:57,407 –> 00:52:00,017
Does it make you feel like
you can shout your manhood?

916
00:52:25,027 –> 00:52:26,237
Shout!

917
00:52:26,311 –> 00:52:27,812
Your womanhood!

918
00:52:28,736 –> 00:52:30,784
And cut!
Perfect, Ena,

919
00:52:30,809 –> 00:52:32,601
that’s how you shout
your womanhood!

920
00:52:32,625 –> 00:52:34,742
– You’re back! Welcome back!
– Thank you, Director!

921
00:52:34,768 –> 00:52:36,488
Let’s give a round
of applause for Ena!

922
00:52:36,513 –> 00:52:39,340
It’s a wrap!
It’s a wrap!

923
00:52:39,365 –> 00:52:41,384
We can go home now.
Everyone pack up!

924
00:52:41,409 –> 00:52:43,094
Director, thank you!

925
00:52:43,119 –> 00:52:45,718
And I’m so glad you
convinced the bosses-

926
00:52:45,743 –> 00:52:47,161
Speaking of convincing…

927
00:52:47,214 –> 00:52:50,810
Have the bosses spoken to
you about the nude shoot?

928
00:52:50,835 –> 00:52:52,356
What do you mean-

929
00:52:53,213 –> 00:52:54,420
Nude?

930
00:52:54,615 –> 00:52:56,948
They haven’t said anything.

931
00:52:57,275 –> 00:52:58,443
You haven’t been told?

932
00:52:58,468 –> 00:53:00,053
You haven’t told her?

933
00:53:00,160 –> 00:53:01,655
I’ll tell her now if you don’t mind…

934
00:53:01,679 –> 00:53:03,993
The concept for our next shoot

935
00:53:04,018 –> 00:53:06,250
needs you to be naked.

936
00:53:06,976 –> 00:53:08,726
We won’t be faking it.

937
00:53:08,751 –> 00:53:09,938
There won’t be effects, right?

938
00:53:09,938 –> 00:53:12,499
You’re going to bare your womanhood.

939
00:53:12,524 –> 00:53:13,541
Don’t worry!

940
00:53:13,566 –> 00:53:15,877
I assure you, it will
be done artistically

941
00:53:15,902 –> 00:53:18,077
and we’re getting
the best art director

942
00:53:18,102 –> 00:53:19,906
and cinematographer for the project.

943
00:53:19,931 –> 00:53:22,450
You’re not just going to
shout your womanhood,

944
00:53:22,450 –> 00:53:25,286
you will bare it!

945
00:53:26,621 –> 00:53:27,664
Dick?

946
00:53:27,689 –> 00:53:29,033
Dick, you won’t believe this!

947
00:53:29,058 –> 00:53:30,376
I’m so stressed, I came from work,

948
00:53:30,400 –> 00:53:32,166
and they want to shoot me naked!

949
00:53:32,293 –> 00:53:33,795
How am I supposed to do that?

950
00:53:33,974 –> 00:53:34,974
Uh…

951
00:53:41,427 –> 00:53:42,427
Who is she?

952
00:53:43,301 –> 00:53:44,301
Ena…

953
00:53:44,514 –> 00:53:46,199
– I can explain.
– Explain what?

954
00:53:46,284 –> 00:53:47,577
How dare you!

955
00:53:48,309 –> 00:53:50,937
I got you your dick,
and I can take it back!

956
00:53:52,150 –> 00:53:53,666
I don’t love you anymore!

957
00:53:58,695 –> 00:54:00,391
Ena, please, I love you.

958
00:54:00,530 –> 00:54:01,703
I really do.

959
00:54:02,073 –> 00:54:03,073
I just-

960
00:54:05,910 –> 00:54:06,910
I just-

961
00:54:07,954 –> 00:54:09,372
I just love Manilyn more.

962
00:54:09,998 –> 00:54:12,374
She’s my ex-fiancee.

963
00:54:12,735 –> 00:54:14,693
We were about to get married, but…

964
00:54:15,455 –> 00:54:16,851
I tried to forget her.

965
00:54:17,012 –> 00:54:18,429
I tried loving you more.

966
00:54:19,080 –> 00:54:20,080
But…

967
00:54:21,089 –> 00:54:22,405
I just can’t.

968
00:54:24,255 –> 00:54:25,297
Please,

969
00:54:25,322 –> 00:54:26,657
– don’t take my dick away-
– Don’t touch me!

970
00:54:26,681 –> 00:54:28,349
Wasn’t it you who told me

971
00:54:28,493 –> 00:54:31,278
that we never needed
our reproductive organs?

972
00:54:31,841 –> 00:54:32,841
Go ahead,

973
00:54:32,866 –> 00:54:35,839
try and love each
other without your dick!

974
00:54:36,316 –> 00:54:37,317
Ena,

975
00:54:37,342 –> 00:54:38,642
– I’m begging you…
– Dick.

976
00:54:40,774 –> 00:54:41,806
It’s okay.

977
00:54:42,614 –> 00:54:44,580
I don’t care if it comes back, or not.

978
00:54:45,174 –> 00:54:47,844
And I’m sorry about leaving
you back when it disappeared.

979
00:54:47,869 –> 00:54:49,356
But I’m back now.

980
00:54:50,898 –> 00:54:52,149
Seriously?

981
00:54:52,187 –> 00:54:53,939
He has no dick!

982
00:54:55,168 –> 00:54:56,168
Yes.

983
00:54:56,340 –> 00:54:57,340
What?

984
00:54:57,562 –> 00:54:58,771
I don’t understand this!

985
00:54:58,796 –> 00:55:00,882
You’ll end up looking for someone else!

986
00:55:06,432 –> 00:55:07,913
I love you, Dick.

987
00:55:09,367 –> 00:55:10,958
With, or without your dick.

988
00:55:22,195 –> 00:55:27,241
♪ If you’re happy and
you know it, laugh it out ♪

989
00:55:29,077 –> 00:55:34,123
♪ If you’re happy and
you know it, laugh it out ♪

990
00:55:36,017 –> 00:55:42,941
♪ If you’re happy now,
with someone new somehow, ♪

991
00:55:42,966 –> 00:55:49,222
♪ While I’m still right here,
still holding out. ♪

992
00:55:53,142 –> 00:56:00,024
♪ Forgive me now,
I’m still the fool somehow ♪

993
00:56:00,024 –> 00:56:06,965
♪ Still waiting that you’d choose me ♪

994
00:56:06,990 –> 00:56:08,413
♪ Will this still… ♪

995
00:56:08,438 –> 00:56:11,640
Please, please…
Just a little more time…

996
00:56:11,665 –> 00:56:13,584
Come on, come on…

997
00:56:13,609 –> 00:56:16,470
♪ My heart is spinning, ♪

998
00:56:16,495 –> 00:56:20,407
– ♪ torn in two. ♪
– Please. Come on.

999
00:56:21,587 –> 00:56:25,425
♪ Sometimes you do,
sometimes you won’t… ♪

1000
00:56:25,425 –> 00:56:27,301
Bonjour!

1001
00:56:27,301 –> 00:56:28,886
Hi, Madam!

1002
00:56:28,886 –> 00:56:31,097
Mel, everything’s gone.

1003
00:56:31,122 –> 00:56:34,125
Poochy’s not coming back.

1004
00:56:36,728 –> 00:56:38,962
Dick also left me.

1005
00:56:39,814 –> 00:56:42,561
Nobody’s going to love me.

1006
00:56:42,586 –> 00:56:43,592
Madam-

1007
00:56:43,617 –> 00:56:46,078
You aren’t going to leave me, are you?

1008
00:56:47,138 –> 00:56:50,341
I’m having my going-away
slash birthday party on Tuesday.

1009
00:56:50,366 –> 00:56:51,953
I wanted to invite you.

1010
00:56:52,051 –> 00:56:53,511
It’s your birthday?

1011
00:56:54,662 –> 00:56:55,947
And you’re leaving?

1012
00:56:57,040 –> 00:56:58,509
Yes, madam.

1013
00:56:58,807 –> 00:57:00,896
I’m going to study in Paris.

1014
00:57:00,921 –> 00:57:02,295
I got a scholarship grant

1015
00:57:02,295 –> 00:57:05,093
and have been busy
these past few days.

1016
00:57:05,118 –> 00:57:08,277
That explains why you
always speak French.

1017
00:57:08,302 –> 00:57:10,094
Exactly, madam.

1018
00:57:10,928 –> 00:57:13,639
But I’m sure my replacement
will be even better than I was.

1019
00:57:15,808 –> 00:57:21,230
♪ If you’re happy and
you know it, laugh it out ♪

1020
00:57:22,749 –> 00:57:28,046
♪ If you’re happy and
you know it, laugh it out ♪

1021
00:57:28,071 –> 00:57:31,203
You’re a beautiful woman.

1022
00:57:31,228 –> 00:57:36,608
♪ If you’re happy now,
with someone new somehow, ♪

1023
00:57:36,633 –> 00:57:42,556
♪ While I’m still right here, hoping ♪

1024
00:57:42,585 –> 00:57:48,674
♪ for nothing. ♪

1025
00:57:54,029 –> 00:57:55,531
You’re beautiful-

1026
00:57:57,433 –> 00:58:04,774
♪ If you’re happy now,
with someone new somehow, ♪

1027
00:58:06,442 –> 00:58:15,618
♪ I’ll embrace the truth
you’re no longer mine. ♪

1028
00:58:15,986 –> 00:58:19,151
Hi madam! I just wanted to
remind you about the party later!

1029
00:58:19,176 –> 00:58:20,876
I hope you can come!

1030
00:58:47,498 –> 00:58:50,896
– Madam! Oh my god!
– Mel!

1031
00:58:50,921 –> 00:58:52,789
Madam, you’re here!

1032
00:58:52,880 –> 00:58:55,383
Of course! You are
a beautiful woman.

1033
00:58:55,408 –> 00:58:56,576
Of course!

1034
00:58:56,601 –> 00:58:58,412
I know, right?

1035
00:58:58,678 –> 00:59:00,930
You’re a beautiful
woman too, madam.

1036
00:59:00,955 –> 00:59:04,100
Oh Mel, I don’t even know
if I’m still a woman.

1037
00:59:04,125 –> 00:59:05,185
Madam…

1038
00:59:05,210 –> 00:59:07,426
It’s my birthday and
going-away party tonight.

1039
00:59:07,451 –> 00:59:09,021
Can you wish me well first?

1040
00:59:09,046 –> 00:59:10,715
– Kidding.
– Of course!

1041
00:59:11,388 –> 00:59:12,681
Happy birthday.

1042
00:59:12,884 –> 00:59:14,861
Take care of yourself in France.

1043
00:59:14,886 –> 00:59:15,887
Yes!

1044
00:59:15,912 –> 00:59:16,912
Yes!

1045
00:59:21,784 –> 00:59:23,578
Come on, let’s dance!

1046
00:59:23,603 –> 00:59:27,415
Hey there! Let’s dance! Come on!

1047
00:59:27,440 –> 00:59:29,817
It’s okay,
I’ll just go get some water.

1048
00:59:30,192 –> 00:59:58,871
[people chattering, music blasting]

1049
01:00:14,612 –> 01:00:15,696
Ena!

1050
01:00:16,930 –> 01:00:17,930
Ena!

1051
01:00:20,693 –> 01:00:21,860
Hi!

1052
01:00:55,951 –> 01:00:56,951
Hey!

1053
01:00:57,404 –> 01:00:58,404
Who are you?

1054
01:00:58,486 –> 01:01:00,086
Wait, I need to pee!

1055
01:01:02,934 –> 01:01:05,424
Hey! You can’t do that!
What’s wrong with you?

1056
01:01:05,624 –> 01:01:08,024
The world is your comfort room, Ena!

1057
01:01:08,821 –> 01:01:09,920
Who even are you?

1058
01:01:11,418 –> 01:01:13,331
Don’t you recognize me?

1059
01:01:13,941 –> 01:01:14,941
No.

1060
01:01:15,038 –> 01:01:16,840
I’m Poochy!

1061
01:01:16,889 –> 01:01:17,889
Poochy?

1062
01:01:18,092 –> 01:01:19,765
Let me remind you.

1063
01:01:19,960 –> 01:01:22,412
What you did to me,
when you were 18 years old…

1064
01:01:22,557 –> 01:01:24,973
– The cucumber that you…
– Hey! Wait! Shut up!

1065
01:01:24,998 –> 01:01:27,640
Shut up! Okay! Okay! I believe you!

1066
01:01:27,665 –> 01:01:28,912
You’re Poochy! Just…

1067
01:01:29,226 –> 01:01:30,378
Shut up!

1068
01:01:31,159 –> 01:01:32,439
Did you miss me?

1069
01:01:37,972 –> 01:01:40,265
Ena, wait! Where are you going? Oh!

1070
01:01:42,020 –> 01:01:43,020
Ena, help!

1071
01:01:43,408 –> 01:01:46,102
Why? Where were you
when I needed you the most?

1072
01:01:46,856 –> 01:01:48,121
Didn’t you disappear?

1073
01:01:48,146 –> 01:01:50,297
I’m already here, can’t you see?

1074
01:01:50,322 –> 01:01:52,437
It’s not like we’re strangers.

1075
01:01:53,135 –> 01:01:55,135
Remember, when we were kids…

1076
01:01:55,232 –> 01:01:57,299
All the things we went
through together?

1077
01:01:57,324 –> 01:01:59,716
All the guys, from your first boyfriend,

1078
01:01:59,782 –> 01:02:01,910
– up to Robert!
– Shut up!

1079
01:02:03,123 –> 01:02:04,913
Why come back now

1080
01:02:05,271 –> 01:02:06,748
after I’ve already lost everything!

1081
01:02:08,688 –> 01:02:11,023
I don’t need you anymore, Poochy!

1082
01:02:11,443 –> 01:02:13,069
But I need you.

1083
01:02:13,166 –> 01:02:14,881
Help me, Ena!

1084
01:02:17,654 –> 01:02:19,469
I’m the one
who needs your help now!

1085
01:02:20,326 –> 01:02:21,326
Please?

1086
01:02:23,096 –> 01:02:24,849
Damn it, Poochy!

1087
01:02:26,280 –> 01:02:27,280
What?

1088
01:02:28,954 –> 01:02:32,343
Are you going to stay for good,
or are you going to leave me again?

1089
01:02:32,643 –> 01:02:34,323
Why do you even need me?

1090
01:02:34,567 –> 01:02:36,253
Because I am you.

1091
01:02:36,305 –> 01:02:38,339
And you’re me, Poochy!

1092
01:02:39,394 –> 01:02:41,940
I’m not complete without you!

1093
01:02:42,744 –> 01:02:46,397
And ever since you disappeared,
my womanhood disappeared too!

1094
01:02:52,670 –> 01:02:53,710
Ugh, come on.

1095
01:03:00,777 –> 01:03:02,192
Ena.

1096
01:03:02,256 –> 01:03:03,727
I am not you.

1097
01:03:03,926 –> 01:03:05,240
You are not me.

1098
01:03:05,466 –> 01:03:07,266
I’m just part of your body.

1099
01:03:07,357 –> 01:03:09,796
– I’m just a vagina.
– Poochy.

1100
01:03:10,537 –> 01:03:13,290
I am a woman
because of you.

1101
01:03:15,079 –> 01:03:17,052
You are my source of– Ouch!

1102
01:03:18,101 –> 01:03:19,994
– Ouch!
– Finally got my revenge.

1103
01:03:20,100 –> 01:03:23,161
I’ve turned into a mascot and all,
yet you haven’t learned anything?

1104
01:03:23,215 –> 01:03:24,215
So, Ena?

1105
01:03:24,463 –> 01:03:26,344
Like what Simone de Beauvoir said…

1106
01:03:26,803 –> 01:03:30,306
“One is not born, but
rather becomes a woman.”

1107
01:03:30,440 –> 01:03:31,567
And, Ena!

1108
01:03:31,646 –> 01:03:33,228
You are becoming a woman!

1109
01:03:34,144 –> 01:03:35,717
Becoming a woman?

1110
01:03:36,112 –> 01:03:39,018
– How? I don’t have…
– How about another slap?

1111
01:03:40,873 –> 01:03:42,427
You still don’t get it, huh?

1112
01:03:47,844 –> 01:03:50,185
♪ The flower closes, ♪

1113
01:03:50,687 –> 01:03:53,146
♪ the flower blooms. ♪

1114
01:03:55,517 –> 01:03:57,370
♪ The queen will enter, ♪

1115
01:03:57,542 –> 01:03:59,778
♪ swaying her hips ♪

1116
01:04:01,235 –> 01:04:05,572
♪ Boom ti-ya-ya, boom ti-ya-ya.
Boom ye-ye ♪

1117
01:04:05,657 –> 01:04:09,818
♪ Boom ti-ya-ya, boom ti-ya-ya.
Boom ye-ye ♪

1118
01:04:12,870 –> 01:04:15,151
♪ The flower closes, ♪

1119
01:04:15,176 –> 01:04:17,317
♪ the flower blooms. ♪

1120
01:04:17,436 –> 01:04:19,717
♪ The queen will enter, ♪

1121
01:04:19,742 –> 01:04:21,978
♪ swaying her hips ♪

1122
01:04:22,163 –> 01:04:30,556
♪ Boom ti-ya-ya, boom ti-ya-ya.
Boom ye-ye ♪

1123
01:05:07,705 –> 01:05:08,705
Poochy.

1124
01:05:09,364 –> 01:05:12,004
Will you still be here when I wake up?

1125
01:05:13,248 –> 01:05:15,985
Didn’t I tell you?
I never left you.

1126
01:05:20,194 –> 01:05:21,194
Ena.

1127
01:05:21,711 –> 01:05:22,751
You’re tight.

1128
01:05:23,605 –> 01:05:24,871
You’re fresh.

1129
01:05:25,712 –> 01:05:26,832
You’re enough.

1130
01:05:27,623 –> 01:05:29,696
– Okay?
– Good night, Poochy.

1131
01:05:31,802 –> 01:05:33,082
Good night, Ena.

1132
01:05:54,173 –> 01:05:55,228
Poochy?

1133
01:05:59,131 –> 01:06:00,273
Poochy?

1134
01:06:05,130 –> 01:06:06,523
Poochy?

1135
01:06:13,633 –> 01:06:14,647
Poochy?

1136
01:06:30,722 –> 01:06:31,755
Madam…

1137
01:06:31,867 –> 01:06:32,910
Yes, come in.

1138
01:06:32,935 –> 01:06:34,645
– Hi, madam!
– Hi!

1139
01:06:34,670 –> 01:06:37,031
I’m Lyka, your new assistant.

1140
01:06:37,056 –> 01:06:38,626
I’ll be replacing Mel.

1141
01:06:38,651 –> 01:06:39,975
Nice to meet you, Lyka.

1142
01:06:40,000 –> 01:06:41,707
Are you ready to shoot, madam?

1143
01:06:41,760 –> 01:06:44,446
Yes, you can tell them I’m ready.

1144
01:06:44,471 –> 01:06:45,722
Love that!

1145
01:07:06,940 –> 01:07:09,318
– Okay, Ena, let’s do this.
– Yes, Director.

1146
01:07:09,343 –> 01:07:11,172
I’m ready to bare
my womanhood.

1147
01:07:11,236 –> 01:07:14,398
Okay everyone,
let’s roll this.

1148
01:07:14,490 –> 01:07:15,699
Lights…

1149
01:07:15,724 –> 01:07:16,724
Camera…

1150
01:07:17,451 –> 01:07:18,602
Action!

1151
01:07:20,371 –> 01:07:21,622
Bare yourself.

1152
01:07:22,790 –> 01:07:25,250
Bare your womanhood!

1153
01:08:24,658 –> 01:08:28,105
♪ I saw three ducks the other day ♪

1154
01:08:28,130 –> 01:08:31,375
♪ A fat one, a thin one ♪

1155
01:08:31,400 –> 01:08:35,254
– ♪ But this one only had a single wing ♪
– ♪ But this one only had a single wing ♪

1156
01:08:35,279 –> 01:08:38,911
♪ That was the leader
that went quack, quack! ♪

1157
01:08:38,936 –> 01:08:42,678
♪ Quack, quack, quack! ♪
♪ Boom ti-ya-ya, boom ti-ya-ya, boom ye-ye ♪

1158
01:08:42,703 –> 01:08:46,469
♪ Quack, quack, quack! ♪
♪ Boom ti-ya-ya, boom ti-ya-ya, boom ye-ye ♪

1159
01:08:46,494 –> 01:08:50,075
♪ Quack, quack, quack! ♪
♪ Boom ti-ya-ya, boom ti-ya-ya, boom ye-ye ♪

1160
01:08:50,100 –> 01:08:53,895
♪ That was the leader
that went quack, quack! ♪

1161
01:08:53,920 –> 01:08:56,631
♪ If you’re happy and you know it, ♪

1162
01:08:56,675 –> 01:09:00,258
♪ Butterfly flower tree, ♪

1163
01:09:00,283 –> 01:09:02,119
♪ golden beetle. ♪

1164
01:09:02,144 –> 01:09:05,541
♪ June beetle. ♪
♪ …a beautiful nose. ♪

1165
01:09:22,701 –> 01:09:28,499
♪ Boom ti-ya-ya, boom ti-ya-ya ♪
♪ Butterfly flower tree, ♪

1166
01:09:28,524 –> 01:09:44,123
♪ Boom ti-ya-ya, boom ti-ya-ya ♪
♪ Pen pen de sarapen ♪

1167
01:11:44,673 –> 01:11:54,877
“Kung Ikaw Ay Masaya”
Sung by: dwta

 

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